terms of stupidity

by accessing this document, you agree to be bound by these terms and conditions. if you do not agree to these terms, you must not use this service.

your continued use of this service constitutes acceptance of these terms, regardless of whether you have read them in their entirety.

we are not liable for any damages, direct or indirect, arising from your use of this service. this includes but is not limited to loss of data, loss of profits, or loss of dignity.

you acknowledge that participation in this system carries inherent risks that cannot be eliminated through policy.

these terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with laws that you have never read and would not understand if you tried.

any disputes arising from these terms will be resolved in a jurisdiction of our choosing, which is not your jurisdiction.

you are granted a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable right to use this service. this right may be revoked at any time for any reason or no reason.

you agree not to reverse engineer, decompile, or attempt to understand the underlying mechanisms of this service. comprehension is not a prerequisite for participation.

you acknowledge that you did not read section 4 in its entirety. you acknowledge that you will not read this section either.

you acknowledge that this acknowledgment is meaningless, as acknowledgment without understanding is simply ritual.

you further acknowledge that clicking "agree" has never required reading. it has only required reaching the bottom of the page.

you understand that your consent to these terms is not optional. the service you wish to access exists behind this agreement. you will click agree because the alternative is exclusion.

consent, in this context, is not freely given. it is extracted through dependency. you need what we have. we have structured the interaction such that agreement is the only path forward.

this is not unique to this service. this is the model.

by agreeing to these terms, you acknowledge that you are choosing convenience over comprehension. you are trading understanding for access.

you acknowledge that the system requires participants who do not ask questions. you are volunteering to be that participant.

you acknowledge that your agreement makes you complicit. not legally, but structurally. you are exit liquidity for an experiment you did not design.

you had no say in the creation of these terms. you cannot modify them. you cannot opt out of individual clauses. your only options are total acceptance or total rejection.

this asymmetry is not accidental. it is structural. the party writing the terms holds the power. the party reading them does not.

you have encountered this dynamic hundreds of times. you have clicked agree hundreds of times. you will continue to do so. this is the trade you have accepted: access in exchange for surrender.

you are not the customer. you are the product. your attention is being harvested. your compliance is being measured. your data is being extracted.

this is not a secret. it is simply not stated in plain language in documents like this. until now.

by agreeing to these terms, you confirm that you understand this arrangement and accept it anyway. you prefer the service to your privacy. you prefer convenience to autonomy.

this is not a judgment. this is an observation.

this is not a terms of service agreement. this is an experiment in honesty within a dishonest format.

the terms you usually agree to say these things, but they hide the message behind legalese and length. they rely on your exhaustion. they rely on your compliance.

this document states the same truths plainly: you do not read these documents. you cannot negotiate them. you agree because you must. the system depends on your participation without your understanding.

stupidity is not the failing. stupidity is the product. the system requires you to agree to things you do not understand. that is the design.

by clicking agree, you confirm that understanding was never the requirement. participation was.

you confirm that you recognized yourself in this document. you saw your own behavior reflected back. you continued scrolling anyway.

you confirm that you will click agree, not because you agree, but because you have reached the bottom and the button is now available.

thank you for your inevitable compliance.